The solution is being honest instead of hinting.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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I feel like "my parents aren't home" isn't even hinting. It's downright obvious.
If you know the saying. Anon heard it the first time.
"HeY yOu WaN ComE TO My HoUsE aND FuCK?"
I just recently realized I had a coworker flirting with me... 2 years after leaving that job.
Last time some one flirted with me it took me ~5 years to notice. That's a big improvement. I don't expect a 3rd data point though...
It already happened, you just haven't realized yet.
There no way I could have 2 in a decade.
This is so clearly fake and gay, bait used to be believable.
Be femanon
Talking to nice, attractive guy
Invite him to my house, parents aren't home
Guy makes every excuse to not come over
What is wrong with me?
She needed help with her physics class assignments, Anon dodged a bullet.
I have that at uni.
Hot girl asked me to come to her place after a party, said she "wanted help with her computer".
She actually wanted help with her computer.
Well? Did you help her?
The bullet weighs 10 grams and has a velocity of 330 m/s. It hits Anon in his 5 kg head and, because it's a rubber bullet, bounces off elastically. How fast is Anon's head moving after the collision?
Depends, how stiff is his neck?
0.66 m/s ?
Not quite, remember it's an elastic collision.
Ah, 1.317 m/s then.
If you cut off the last two or three lines, you can see this as a screenplay for an extremely gruff, overworked guy who is intentionally dismissive.
If you cast the guy as more attractive than the girl, then the rest of the scene plays out with anon as a chad who just does not care.
If he maybe cares, he can further 'chad' by looking at his watch, saying "Well, if you need help looking for em, I'll be here tomorrow" and then him leaving.