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Conservatives announce new innocuous thing they're terrified of (www.thebeaverton.com)
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OTTAWA – The Conservative Party of Canada has officially announced that in addition to walkable cities, vaccines, and transgender children, they are also deeply afraid of eating bugs.

“We WON’T Eat Bugs,” the CPC said in an online petition it posted this week. “No one is asking us to, but we’re so scared someone might, and it could be Justin Trudeau. And that makes us furious and so very frightened of this version of Justin Trudeau that we made up who is making us eat bugs.”

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 34 minutes ago

Thank God, the market price of lobster and crab is too damn high. Even prawn is getting up there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 25 minutes ago (1 children)

So… what are the odds that trump is going to have The Onion shut down?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago

I guess we'll find out on the Beav.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 minutes ago

Holy moly, it's real.

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7385019

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh shit new moral panic just dropped!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I tried eating bugs, it's not bad. Aside from lobster and shrimp I mean, grasshoppers aren't that bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Silkworm pupae (Beondegi in Korean) are pretty good too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I would try it, looks interesting. The canned stuff though... Ugh

The boiled or steamed snack food is served in paper cups with toothpick skewers. Its aroma has been described as "nutty, shrimp-like, and a bit like canned corn" and the canned-type smells very much "like tire rubber", while the texture is firm and chewy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beondegi

Edit: are those just the 'de-silked' pupae from the silk industry?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 34 minutes ago

The pupa stage is a motionless stage. In this stage, people kill the pupa by plunging the cocoon into boiling water and unwind the silk thread.

https://byjus.com/chemistry/silkworm/

So yes, it looks like this is the leftover insect after the silk is removed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

More for me!