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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

Tulsi Gabbard also released a statement:

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

For once I agree with this ghoul.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

makes popcorn

What? Can't a man just make popcorn without it IMMEDIATELY being assumed to be a statement reflecting the imminent surge of corrupt behavior all coming to light across the entire GOP side due to MTG's own suggestion?

Are you saying I'm only making popcorn because I will treat this as an entertaining movie watching the cockroaches skuttle?

..........I mean, you're right, but daaaaamn. Why you gotta out me like that?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Y'all are missing the implication of this. These comments think it's the public she's talking to here. She's talking to other Congress people with skeletons in their closets.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe this is a sarcastic suggestion that won't see any progress beyond showmanship. There is no low too low for the Republican party, but i wonder if there is integer underflow for situations like this.

Let all Ethics Reports be released? Then how about:

Forgive student debts to own the libs?

Shutdown fossil fuel extraction because they power space lasers?

Get rid of the lotteries and stupid stuff, end illegal immigration by making all immigration de facto legal?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck did I die? Why is MTG right?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

For once, I agree with this demon.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The pigs are fighting for their position at the feeding trough

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

lets just start with demanding that all the incoming nominees and appointees, and donvict (and family) and couch lover, put all their assets and holdings into blind trusts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Does anyone remember back when President Bill Clinton was in office ? FOIA was an amazing moment in American politics.

Now the judges, presidents, congresscritters, and cops just say, "Nah it is too dangerous for citizens to see the government's work."

What is that ? What the fuck is that ?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Wow, I actually agree with MTG on an issue, this is a first.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Even the stupidest person on earth gets one right every once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, Marge, let's do it. Now show us how many rubles you've got.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if MTG has no relation to Russia and is just a shithead for the hell of shit

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

You love to see someone arrive at the correct answer through ignorant spite. Wow.

[–] solsangraal 9 points 1 week ago

GOP will see to it that she'll be shutting the fuck up about this and never speaking of it again by tomorrow

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