this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

Anyway it's been years I thought I was going to die of acute autism by now. They were all going around saying that everyone who took the vaccine was going to be dead within a year.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

no no just text them the tank man photo, putin in drag, and block. Works like a charm

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Careful upping the ante on the unmoored. Might not go as planned.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's their damn fault if they don't have their amulet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I suppose one shouldn't bother to explain to them that the vaccine's materials and the body's immune response diminish over time, or that your body continuously recycles and replaces parts including blood

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, these fricking Muggles and Mudblood.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

They want the pureblood only.. Obviously a death eater