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Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.

From your friendly robot, HK-47.

28 STAB WOUNDS

Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.

"deeeeeeeaaaaaath" -Black and White

And then every once in a while if your name was common enough it would whisper your name instead. Freaked me out first time it happened.

FISSION MAILED

And

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

"Beep beep beep" - sputnik

Voiced by Lenard Nemoy in Civ 4

"No free slots in suit inventory."

UGGHHHHHHH

"The enemy has captured a command post"

"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue." And so SO many others from Darkest Dungeon. "Commander" from the newer X-Com games ... tha dark, rapsy voice

"I like sword, it's a personal weapon" Shadow Warrior

This cannot continue.

This cave is not a natural formation

Hostile shotty in the field

Wololooooo, wololooooo

"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

I called my cat Boney / til she said it wouldn't do. / She looked at me, said sister / that's what I've been calling you

"They're masterworks all, can't go wrong!"

"Gran Soren, the beating heart of all Gransys."

"Tis a port crystal ser, one can reach it with the use of a magic item."

"It hates fire!"

I need scissors 61 !!!!

Back and forth... Back and forth... I'm beginning to feel like Sisyphus!

ACCESS DENIED

"Today smells like victory! I love pretending to smell. Sniff sniff!" Pathfinder, Apex.

My source is that I made it the fuck up!

Sigh Bapinada?