Destinycirclejerk

Welcome to the second coming of r/destinycirclejerk Let me go over the rules:

1. This is satire, ok? This is a shitposting subreddit, don't take things too seriously and let things spiral into hostile arguments or attacks about us poking harmless fun at stuff.
2. Make an effort: Try your best to put thought into your posts, please don't just have your post consist of a single sentence about ghalran or fomo.
3. No witch-hunting or targeted harassment: Please don't just screenshot the posts of people you disagree with, and especially don't make posts that are just downright bullying people you disagree with.
4. Don't be a dick: Bigotry of any form is unacceptable.
5. No Rule 34