memes

I don't mind the roads so much. We plow the roads to have a snowbank on the ditch edges to act as bumpers to keep idiots and fools from careening off the road into a tree. As a retired medic, it made it easier to get people out of their cars and with less serious injuries.

What really pisses me off is the inability of people to park correctly in a parking lot. When the lines get covered in snow pack, everyone loses their minds and just start to randomly park anywhere and in any direction. I've seen clown park across two parking spots. And it stays that way for a least 6 months out of the year.

and the plows ~~don't bother~~ can't catch up

Surely this is no issue at all, because everyone will reduce their speed, increase safety distances, drive more carefully and when in doubt, yield to others, right?

In India, the lines are just Grafitti and don't really mean anything.

It usually denotes the minimum number of lanes you should be driving in.

"I'm pretty sure I'm still on the road."

Nothing like successfully geoguessing a meme about winter driving instead of working. OP is actually correct about it being in Canada

Highway 401 eastbound, just west of Kennedy Road

as someone from Florida (USA) who has only ever seen snow once on a winter trip, literally every few months I learn something horrific about snow that makes it seem a little bit worse

Last months was that the salt that melts snow can essentially melt cars metal over enough time

Then it was that there's invisible 'black ice'

Now paint lines literally don't exist?! How do you exist over there? I'm literally dieing in like 50°F weather (10°C)

There's nothing like counting 7 lanes in a road you know is 4.

Here in Alberta the Hiways have ribs in the centre and ether side. You can drive in your lane by "feel" even when covered in snow.

The "lanes" are the sets of tire tracks from the car in front of you that you try to stay in so your car doesn't suddenly fishtail.

I prefer the spinoff, "Whose parking spot is it anyway?"

Oh, you mean drifting powder?

(I unironically love driving on snow or even ice - hate it that lives are in danger because of it, we can have better infrastructure)

Lanes are a social construct

You stop for a pee break on the side of the highway, walk ten feet away from your car and now you can't find it

Be safe out there. Not here, I've yet to see snow in Ontario, but I think Alberta's getting it hard.