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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

Fuck me. That's annoying as shit to sing

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is a good song to use in the War on Christmas.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The war on Christmas will end once they stop the illegal occupation of Thanksgiving!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

We've long lost Thanksgiving, the front line has moved up to Halloween.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I was confused until I read the music. ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

That took me way to long, too. I'm not from an English speaking country and don't really know the song, so I didn't pay attention to the notes and just tried to find the pun in the text, didn't find one and gave up. I only noticed it, when this post scrolled by me for the second time.

I should have never given up, as that only let me down...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I was confused after I read the music because I've forgotten how to read music and my pitch is shit

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

This is high quality trolling, I love it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

That would be by the renowned Elizabethan psalm composer Peter Waterman, Iโ€™m guessing

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

Fuck it dude, life's a risk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I had to actually busy out my recorder because while I can read sheet music, I can't, like, imagine the sounds they make? I'm pretty sure I used to, when I knew them as DO-RE-MI, etc. I haven't thought of it like that since first learning an instrument instead of just singing in choir, though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

The sheet music matches this video that will answer all of your questions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

I've never felt more enlightened in my life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Got a guitar tab for that??