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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I always found it fascinating that Darth Vader created C3PO.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

C-3PO was a parts kit. It wasn't that Anakin designed his own brand new droid, he gathered enough parts from scrap yards to mash together his own based on schematics that would have been available to anyone who regularly works on droids. In our time it was about as impressive of a feat as building a bookshelf out of lumber you salvaged from a local dump pile. Impressive for a boy that age, but anyone with the time and tools could do it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

He also built a race car. And won a race with it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

In our time it was about as impressive of a feat as building a bookshelf out of lumber you salvaged from a local dump pile.

Ehhh, I would say it's probably more like assembling a functioning PC out of various parts found in dumpsters, etc. Definitely a much more impressive feat imo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I'd say assembling a functional PC from dumpster parts is far far far far far easier than even building a bookshelf from raw lumber. Computer parts are designed to go together (excepting Macintosh computers of course). You just have to wait for one that functions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

From well kept recycled parts which are labeled? Not much of a challenge.

From DUMPSTER parts? I'd say that's more impressive, as you need the knowledge and tools to know what works and what doesn't.

Yeah, sure, given a limitless timeframe, you can sit there until you get lucky enough for someone to drop a completely functioning but disassembled PC on your lap. But building one? You might need to clean parts, research what they are to get the proper drivers and OS even if you manage to find a set that actually fits together. Tracking down and fixing tiny shorts in circuits? That's not the same skills as putting together some Legos.

I've been in IT support in cities and schools and even when there's a massive pile of computers and hardware that are known to not be broken, it's sometimes a challenge.

You know how hard it is building a bookshelf? Take a piece of wood. Put book(s) on it. Now you've a bookshelf.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

My son is about Anakin's age from SW I. LOL, he's too uncoordinated to learn a box knife, let alone a power saw.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

My fascination is with the derpy friendly nature of C3PO and him aiding in his own creators downbringing. The stark contrast between Vader and C3PO. One would not assume they were related. Im indifferent to Anakins tech skills.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

I guess the implication is that given it's a kit build, anyone else building to such schematics would get a droid with the same derpy friendly nature since that's presumably what it's designed to be like.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Killing multiple people all at once is mass-murder, not genocide.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah.

Blowing up Aldaran? Genocide. Killing all the Jedi? Genocide. Killing a village of Sand People? Not genocide.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Padme, listen to yourself!!

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well he started early with the violence so it wasn't unexpected if you ask me.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I just realized that Anakin committed a mass murder in each prequel movie.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

First one is the ship, third one is the childeren.
What did he do in the second one? Clone wars is a huge blank in my memory haha

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 hours ago

Tusken Raiders

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Sand people (I don't recall their actual name)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Sand people

Holy shit dude, it's 2024

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I just laughed way, way too hard at this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

I'm sorry! Anakin killed them all, so I couldn't ask what their preferred name is! 😢

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, "sand people" is not the preferred nomenclature. Tatooine-American, please.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Inb4 "the whole Outer Rim is AmErIcA" group.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

We’re all living in Amerika. Coca-Cola. Always war.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't the original line "sometimes war"? Or am I misremembering the lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You’re correct, it is. But when has Amerika ever not been at war with someone?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

pushes glasses well akshually....The US was not involved in an armed conflict from 1795 to 1798, 1805-1810, 1815-1816, 1828-1832, 1924-1939, 1961-1964 and finally 1975 to 1982. Out of the US' 248 years of existance, it has enjoyed 38 years of official peace.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago

Dude that’s awesome if those are real stats. Bravo. Can you further refine to include proxy wars?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Were there any living beings on that thing? I only remember there being droids

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There were Nemoidians controlling it from the central orb. Probably not very many but at least a couple dozen if not more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

I don't know why, but this comment made me burst out laughing. Well played.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I subscribe to the view that droids are people too. A consciousness is a consciousness.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago

Anakin also subscribes to that idea, given how well he treats R2D2 and C3PO

[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago

That's droidist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Not to worry, they're still flying half a space station

[–] [email protected] 42 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Well thats a very liberal application of genocide. The Sand people incident might be spun as a racial killing, but genocide? That's way too much.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. What he did to the Sand People was a hate crime.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Yeah he hated they made him do it. /s

[–] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 22 hours ago

I'm going to see this comment in my history in a year and be like "...huh?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago

Anakin murdered one village, he didn't prosecute a war of extinction against an entire people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Chicks will do anything for Chad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago