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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

Nice, recruit that nerd to NCD

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago

That's 100% Korean though. They could be in the streets throwing molotovs and that's what they'd tell a foreigner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

There are decades when nothing happens and there are weeks when decades happen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

I legit want to hear what is was like waking up after sleeping through a decade's worth of history happening.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Holy fucking shit lmao, thank you for dusting off this old af meme and putting a smile on my face!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 63 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Somebody: ...

Everybody: ?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

From now on when I try to do something stupid and fail spectacularly, I'll think "At least I'm not President Yoon."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"At least I'm not a Yoon." -fixed it, sorry. Can't stop myself, I love neologisms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Too bad that situations where someone fails miserably but that's a good thing because what he was trying to do is terrible don't come up often enough for this phrase to catch on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Oh, doesn't it though? I can think of a few off the cuff ..Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, what a Yoon.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 20 hours ago

Yeah but more like chicken coup

[–] [email protected] 61 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

see, first person in korean timezone woke up. now they're gonna think it was all gigantic prank everyone around them is playing into

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I was messaging a friend living north of Seoul with questions about it when I realized, it's 12:00 a.m. there and he is farging sleeping. This must be close to a nothingburger.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

i thought you're in similar timezone

also, how far north of Seoul

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

I am in flyover country in America, friend's timezone was 12 am at the time of my realization that the coup had flopped. He lives roughly 2 hours north of Seoul. I don't think he's a Nork hacker, he will happily repeat, "Kim Jong Un is an idiot".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

nah I'm American, I just hadn't heard of it yet

[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago

fire up reuters or ap, it's first page news

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Wait, there’s bad guys?