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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 284 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

egg

[–] [email protected] 183 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sir, this is Lemmy.

Beans

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Jeans

(portmanteau of jeans and beans)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Trains

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like trains.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hell yeah!

[–] Honytawk 10 points 3 weeks ago

It always ends with trains...

WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD???

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Black salt.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s not fair, you’re baiting us

(I literally just thought to myself “found the vegan” before reading your username)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's not even bait, y'all just predictable with the same exact phrase every time. I mean.... you're not even the first person today. If I can beat everyone to the punch before ya finish thinking it, then is it still fun to say?

Idk. Feels like a Chuck Norris joke at this point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

wth is a vegan? Did y'all just make up new slang for a meme or something? Please explain it to me

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Well I thought it, I wasn’t planning on saying anything until I saw your username and figured you were playful about it.

But do you really think it’s non-vegans who know what black salt (or whatever other reference you make in your comments that typically “outs” you) is without looking it up? It’s probably mostly people who are also vegan and feel kinship that they’d like to point out. That’s why I wrote my comment at least 🤷

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

cheeze

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

i humger HAHA

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I need to see this with 200 upvotes.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

🤣

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I love how this is the first thing I see and was well over 200 likes

[–] [email protected] 124 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It's prudent to have a backup egg in case one breaks.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Howtobasic unmasked.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago

Step 1: be attractive

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like someone can check "date an abusive person" of their life checklist

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And you dated this person why?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

how else can anyone afford to live

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Sell pictures of your feet on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

You would not believe how saturated that market is. Seriously, you cannot just sell feet pics with no effort, that shit takes dedication, skill & no small amount of luck. The percentage of women who are willing to trade large sums of money for pics of their feet is almost 100%.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What's the market for men's feet looking like?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Heck, if Lily Allen needs to do that to make ends meet, what hope do the rest of us have?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

According to your username you could sell pics of your lobes!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I love that you went to the effort to make this

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Probably because she liked him.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder why she gets so many likes ( Y )

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This guy got just as many and he's not even sexy text.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/14831208

Maybe it's not the boobs afterall.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes on you, I do have boobs. They're invoking upvote magic even when hidden.

[–] laurelraven 19 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

That's when you break up with him, he sounds unhinged and potentially dangerous

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Eggg with three g's

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