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Marcus, from Tottenham, North London, had been enjoying a holiday with his parents when he met a fellow Brit at the same hotel. A holiday fling sparked and the pair spent time together until the girl, also from London, flew back to Britain.

In Dubai, if an adult has a sexual relationship with a person under 18, they can be prosecuted for having a sexual relationship with a minor. The relationship would be legal in the UK.

Marcus and his parents were set to fly back shortly after - but their plans were thrown into chaos when police knocked on their hotel room door. The "terrified" teenager was then reportedly hauled in for questioning without any explanation and held at the Al Barsha Police Station, DID said. He spent three days there, during which time he was not allowed to make a phone call or speak with his parents, it is claimed.

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[–] [email protected] 286 points 1 week ago (12 children)

You Europeans really gotta stop vacationing in fucking Dubai, there are way cooler places to fly to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Literally

  1. Cairo
  2. Antioch
  3. Muğla
  4. Baghdad
  5. Umman
[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 week ago (11 children)

It's fucking Dubai.. Why would you want to go there?

A monument to man's arrogance, literal slaves, rampant misogyny, homophobia Yada Yada. Terrifying laws based on ultra conservative religions. Routinely one of the hottest places in the world and extremely expensive.

Just fucking why?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

You just can't get the same calibre of mouth-shitting instagram whores anywhere else.

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[–] [email protected] 276 points 1 week ago (18 children)

I will never understand why this place is idolized by so many people...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Along with what everyone else said, it's basically Las Vegas without the casinos and the booze, and with a beach.

If you don't care about politics, gambling or drinking, it's another theme park for adults.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (15 children)

Or why you'd even vacation there. How tf did they convince people to vacation in a desert?

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[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fuck Dubai.

Signed me, who grew up there.

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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dubai is a terrible place. People need to stop going there.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Hard to feel sorry about anyone travelling to Dubai.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm pretty sure his parents were the ones making the trip and he was forced to come along whether he wanted to or not what with him living under his parents' roof.

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