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Meme transcription: A table comparing the steps to start a game ‘then’ vs. ‘now’.

Content of the “Then” column:

  • Double-click GAME.exe
  • Play game

Content of the “Now” column:

  • Launch Steam
  • Steam updates

  • Steam opens

  • Close Steam’s ad window
  • Select Game
  • Game launcher starts

  • Game launcher launches Game launcher updater

  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Ok
  • Would you like to sign up for our newsletter?

  • No
  • Our EULAs have changed. Please review them before continuing

  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes, sell my soul
  • Start game
  • Skip vendor intro
  • Skip vendor intro #2
  • Skip vendor intro #3
  • Sit through nVidia The way it’s meant to be played
  • Skip opening cutscene
  • Main menu opens

  • Would you like to connect your Steam account to account?

  • No
  • Press play.
  • Play game.
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[–] Vlyn 188 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Absolute bullshit, lol. Nowadays you can boot your PC, launch Steam and start into your game while 20+ years ago you were still looking for the damn CD.

And don't get me started with game updates, you had to do them MANUALLY. Go to the developer website, look at a download page, then you get offered updates: 1.0.1a, 1.0.1b, 1.0.2, 1.0.2b, 1.0.3, 1.1.0, 1.2.0, 1.2.1abc, ...

For smaller updates you had to install them in order, so you download 1.0.1a, install it, then download 1.0.1b, install it, then download... if you are lucky the bigger updates like 1.1.0 or 1.2.0 could be directly installed without any in-between steps.

Oh and installing games? World of Warcraft had 4 CDs and if you bought it with Burning Crusade you had to use 8 CDs in total for installation! And the install took ages too.

And during the installation you had to type in a cd key, which took longer than all your popups you're describing together.

I've been mostly playing on PC for the last 27 years, what we have today, even if some stuff is annoying, is 100 times better than how it was back then.

[–] altima_neo 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fact that the "then" is missing so much of the bullshit we dealt with back then shows whomever made this "meme" never gamed back then.

There's also the issues with your disks getting corrupted, discs getting scratched, or losing them because they came with so goddamn many.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Same type of kid whom believes every single game worked perfectly on release and didn't need patches back then.

Sorry bro you only remember the Gems. At least a game isn't getting released that will delete your OS when you uninstall it.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to mention how annoying it was to even buy games - if a popular game was released you might have wait for the store to open to buy it before it went out of stock, and if it was more niche you might have to mail an order form in and wait for them to ship it to you.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wish I still had options to install updates or not.

Cause sometimes I like to fuck around with silly bugs and exploits in your old solo games, or because some amazing mod only worked on X version and not Y version. which is not something you can do anymore because you are only allowed to have the most recent version or else.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do people forget that games used to require you to have the CD-ROM in the drive before they would run? Even though most of the time the entire game was installed on your hard drive? It was an anti-piracy measure, but incredibly annoying. Even for games I owned, I would find patched no cd exes to avoid it.

Before I figured that out, if you lost or damaged your CD, you were just screwed. Buy the game again. My dad had a lot of character flaws, but at least when I was a kid he would take the time to call game companies and get a new CD for a few dollars if the disk stopped working.

Using Steam is incredibly more useful than what came before. Almost every game I owned in the era before Steam is just plain lost. There's only one set of games I still have easy access to -- Half Life, because you could register your CD key in Steam. I have a bin full of old game CDs, and I'm sure none of them work. But any game I've bought through Steam, in the last 20 years, I can click to download and play right now.

Add on to that that, no, lots of games did not actually work well out of the box, and needed updates to work. And you had to hunt down those updates. And a lot of those update sites do not exist anymore. Any game I install from Steam is the latest version of the game, and will auto-update if there's a new one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Do people forget that games used to require you to have the CD-ROM in the drive before they would run?

They weren't always like that though. Don't forget piracy didn't start with the video game industry. It only started once it took off. CDs came later.

Source: person who remembers playing games off 8" floppies.

Edit to add: a game 20 years ago will only run because Windows says it's ok. If it's a linux-based game from 20 years ago, then it depends on a lot of other stuff. It's not Steam that keeps them running. Steam just provides you a copy for the most part. GOG exists and doesn't have the DRM that Steam allows. Does it have the same library? No. But we shouldn't support DRM to begin with, so if it's not on GOG, than I don't trust the game itself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also played games off floppies, sure. And there were anti-piracy measures there too. I remember playing a pirated copy of Leisure Suit Larry as a kid, and you had to answer questions about pop culture kids wouldn't know, followed by specific questions about wording in the manual. Before CDs, manuals were the anti-piracy measure.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somebody clearly doesn’t remember boot disks and configuring your soundblaster hardware interrupt number.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Going through .ini-files to find any bugs and manually change to get it to run is something I don't miss with modern releases.

Or buying a game and realize your specific graphic accelerator isn't supported in the dark ages before DirectX

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

I remember visiting my friend while he was in the middle of installing a game, and it failed on the 10th of 10 disks

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago
  • Open cracked games folder
  • Find game
  • Double click .exe
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I know what you mean, but who are this "double click" and "exe" guys?

  • Press RUN/STOP and SHIFT.
  • PRESS PLAY ON TAPE

  • Press PLAY on tape.
  • OK
    SEARCHING
    FOUND Ultimate Game II

  • Take walk with the dog.
  • Play game.
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Judging from your username, you must have had very old hardware when you were young.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or ... 99 has a more uncommon meaning for me 🤓

(in reality the hardware in question was brand new hottest stuff when I was young)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And when it’s loaded: ‘> You are standing at a crossroads, there are ways to the North, East, West and South. There is a Dwarf. The Dwarf throws an axe at you, the axe misses ‘>_

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The steam ad window can be disabled in settings.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I leave it on just in case a game I never got to play goes 90% off.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can wishlist games and they will email you when they go on sale.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

*never will play

Collecting is most of the fun

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What's the seventh word on the fourteenth page of the manual?"

*Has lost the manual*

*Can't play game ever again*

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Load game for 12 minutes

Select IRQ for sound: 7

MEEEP

Select IRQ for sound:

Game starts

No controller does absolutely nothing at all, keyboard included.

Helicopter flies over the tutorialish level getting flak

Almost dead starts level "1"

Gets shot down quickly.

Load game for 12 minutes

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

something changed

Pop up window minimizes game: do you want to allow this program to communicate on private and/or public networks?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The funnest part was when the popup didn’t minimize the game and you were wondering WHY THE FUCK MULTIPLAYER didn’t work until you gave up and saw the firewall window.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Install with GOG a single time. Be able to archieve old versions in case gameplay changes.

wine ./bin/x64/Cyberpunk2077.exe

Done.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Gotta add a few hours of fiddling with your AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS to free up memory to the "Gaming Then" column.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know what time in the past you compare the present to, but my current PC boots quicker into Windows, starts up Steam, and launches a 70 Gigabyte game than a 286 could count its two Megabytes of RAM on POST.

To "double-click an .exe file" one had to manually launch DOSShell or Windows, because else one would have to traverse into the game's directory (by heart). But launching a game via Windows would often leave the machine with too few resources to run the game.

Did I mention the constant reboots to switch RAM and driver configurations because not every game would just run? The hassle to setup sound cards? Having to have the game disks ready all the time?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Depends on the game, factorio is available both on steam and as a direct download (in fact, devs recommend purchasing on their site and transferring to steam if you want) and you can just click the factorio executable to start the game. Now KSP2? That's the second thing by far

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Factorio is the shining example of doing things right in the gaming industry, IMHO.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Don't forget about:

#THIS GAME SUPPORTS AN AUTOSAVE FEATURE DON'T SHUTDOWN YOUR COMPUTER #🆗

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Legitimately why I still pirate some games that I purchase through Steam.

The pirated copy runs better 95% of the time, and people can't even argue that you're meaningfully stealing because you already own access to the same exact game.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The enshitification of everything.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

EULA bullshit

  • uninstall
  • reinstall
  • uninstall
  • reinstall
  • uninstall
  • reinstall
  • uninstall
  • reinstall
  • uninstall
  • reinstall
  • uninstall
  • refund

😬

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Itch.io is pretty straightforward. Download .exe and play.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

To be fair, the vendor intro 1-2-3 taking a while has been a problem since PS1 era. With the PS2 came an extra serving of infinite cutscenes

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Ya'll motherfuckers are forgetting the days when you had to have a fucking paper-slot decoder thing or read word 3 on page 50 of the manual to start your game.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Vulcan Shaders have stepped into the ring

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

pirated games don't have this issue. been doubleclickjng exe files for all my games

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

TBF it used to take a really long time with multiple disks to install literally anything.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is why I just went back to playing Red Alert 2. My install from 2001 still works.

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