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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You could be making more than them by working 5037 hours a day

OP made a choice to give only part of the story, just saying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

OP sounds lazy

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Bennett was a badass bad guy. Commando is a badass movie.

"I’m not going to shoot you between the eyes. I’m going to shoot you between the balls."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hey Sully. Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just made me LOL. "Stick around!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I even love that over the top cheesy opening scene with Alyssa Milano.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

walks around with giant ass log on shoulder

Dis iz how ve do et in Austria. To hell vit rulez and safety!

[–] Lenny 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So many good one liners. “Don’t disturbed my friend, he’s dead tired”. And let’s not forget that sick gearing up montage 👌🏻

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Police officer at the mall:

Attention all units, emergency on theater level, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I eat green berets for breakfast, and I’m very hungry!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

$12 million per year is $5769/hour, assuming a 40 hour work week.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The CEO earns ~262 times as much, which means they earn around a whole year's wage of an employee for each 8 hours they work.

Edit: And as I recall some billionaires earn a whole year's salary each hour, $280,000/hr

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Jeff Bezos increased his net worth by $7B last year. Assuming an 8 hour work day, 5 days per week, 52 weeks per year, which is almost certainly more than he worked, but for the sake of math, let's assume that... He made $3,365,384.61 per hour last year. That's $56,089.74 per minute. He makes as much in one minute as one of his higher paid warehouse employees makes for the entire year. He made enough every hour for an average person to retire with. Think about that, 2080 people could have permanently retired in comfort for the rest of their lives with the money that a single man hoarded last year.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

Ploise exploin.