Ask exploding heads

Stop using dildos. More plastics in dildos than in straws. I bet the left would rather give up straws.

How am I going to drink my Bud Lite if I don't have s straw?

there are re-usable metal straws you know.

Cocktails would look worse without straws

The biggest place I use straws is for to go food or food I'm going to eat in the car. I've yet to see a cost effective replacement for the convenience provided by a straw in that situation.

I mostly drink water, tea, beer, or booze. Straws look kinda gay for the last two. For the first I usually drink directly out of the cup, water bottle, or sports bottle.

Aside from straws. What are some other areas where you think plastics can be eliminated?

Legos. Those mfs hurt like hell when you step on them

But on a more serious note, I think we just need to go back to the 3 R's but focus more on the reduce and reuse. Too many lazy fucks and consoomer cucks that want to just keep consooming and maybe recycle.

If you buy a decent sports bottle and refill it yourself, IMO you're doing way better than someone who buys disposable water bottles and throws away/recycle them. Not hating on those folks - I get it. Out in the field working your ass off, you just want water and the other details ain't that important. Just saying more for people that do want to do something about it, people need to push back against the "ick mentality" and consoomerism and just use common sense