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there’s more than shown here and it’s more than just these users too 😭

if you find the thread don’t piss in the popcorn (brigade) but also please maybe don’t bring it back here i don’t want 400 notifications of entry level β€œis almond milk milk” vegan discourse

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[–] wolfshadowheart@leminal.space -1 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Almond milk is a waste of water and is priced out of poor families ability to buy them :(

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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (24 children)

Ah yeah, I've had an interaction with that anti-vegan user before, and let me tell ya, if you want to speedrun vegan bingo... ideal discussion partner right there.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The happy animals one is hilarious. I would have no problem with someone eating me after I died and I sure as shit am not happy

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah yes. That one is the one where every interlocutor happens to only eat meat "from their uncles farm with 3 cows on 40 acres of pasture, where they're hand-scrubbed by cherubs while eating figs."

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aw man I fucked that up. My uncle has 40 cows on 3 acres that get hand scrubbed by figs while eating cherubs.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I don't care about my corpse after I'm dead, but I do somewhat disagree with getting killed.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (78 children)

Transcribing the conversation here:

Recessa, ↑4 ↓1: That's completely idiotic, milk exist because there's demand for it.

commie, ↑1 ↓4: I think you understand that milk is produced as part of the mammalian reproductive cycle. can you describe the causal steps between demanding milk and it's production?

friendlymessage, ↑3 ↓2: Do you think dairy cattle just randomly spawns on the planetary surface?

commie, ↑1 ↓3: do you think there's a direct causal link between drinking milk and more being produced?

friendlymessage, ↑3: Are you fucking with me?

commie, ↑2 ↓3: no. I'm trying to illustrate that markets are not governed by natural law; they are populated by irrational actors.

friendlymessage, ↑2 ↓1: Yeah, but they're not as irrational as you are and producing milk costs money. If there's no market, they will stop because they are not fuckin lunatics and they don't have infinite resources

commie, ↑2 ↓2: milk was farmed before markets existed. there is no reason to believe that will ever stop.

friendlymessage, ↑3 ↓1: That... must be the dumbest discussion I've had in a while. Please read through your comments tomorrow when you're sober

commie, ↑1 ↓1: I've been sober all day.

friendlymessage, ↑1: Okay, whatever you say

commie, ↑1 ↓2: everything I've said is true. you're objecting to reality, and being pretty shitty about it to me.

friendlymessage, ↑2: No, you're just making a no sensical argument at all. Milk was farmed from dairy cattle because it was consumed by humans. It's simple supply and demand. There is no rational argument at all that if mankind stopped consuming milk, it would still be farmed. Why would any farmer go through the effort to upkeep cows and keep them impregnanted to make them produce milk if they cannot trade it or won't consume it? Yes, humans have free will but they won't produce stuff with very high effort just for fun. Except maybe very sick minds that just enjoy animal cruelty. And you won't elaborate what your actual point is anyway.

Also, not that it matters, but you're arguing that dairy farming existed before the market is simply wrong. There has been trade between human civilizations long before we started domesticating animals.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Both of those people are morons. One for making the argument, the other for engaging in the argument.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

some rhetorical hills were not meant to be treaded, much less died upon

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[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reading that kinda hurts my brain

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's the causal link between that comment being created and your brain hurting? Brains have hurt since before comment sections existed.

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is 1/100th of the insanity that happened on the reddit sub r/milk
I'm pretty sure there was a riot because the mods said almond milk was allowed or something like that

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[–] Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Have you tried pilk?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 17 points 1 week ago

Okay Homelander

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mr. President there has been another cat food incident

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[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

im so happy the comment section here isnt deranged anti-vegan

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 31 points 1 week ago (7 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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