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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Just go to your local dispensary and spend $10 for a nice piece of candy.

The way a civilized city should have it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Illegal State

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

$20 to get my wife and I high with nice breath (mints) every weekend for a few months. Mind you I do love my dry herb vape for fine tuning my high but yeah it's so affordable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Hell yeah. We've got what are basically cannabis altoids

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Theoretically could you use thc butter or would the heat denature it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely. My roommate used to do it all the time in college. Called it green eggs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I quite like green eggs and ham, that funky junk, it helps me jam

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

If you want to make decent scrambled eggs you want a low heat on and off with the pan. I reckon it'd be pretty perfect tbh

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clearly he was missing the ham.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Shoulda decarbed in butter first

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