KnowledgeableNip

People who group races into "White" and "Other" are really having a tough time with this one.

He lost buoyancy with those holes in his feet.

Oh that's just Linda Forearm with her incredibly long forearm. Nothing to see here.

If you do not qualify for long term care insurance, maybe sit the presidency out.

Also still require manufacturing and a big ass battery, unlike our legs which only require the ass.

Should I give up?

Or should I just keep chasin' penguins?

He also stirred his followers up to attack those capital police officers, so objectively he's done more harm than good.

Maybe they can blame wind power again for their failing freedum grid.

I like how the original comic was making fun of the right, but as usual they missed the mark and stole it for their own bullshit. The Oatmeal

Oh God.

Is the spray tan contagious?

"No, good God, pull it back! Pull it back!!"