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How do I stop from getting horny when installing network equipment? (self.shittyadmin)

submitted 20 hours ago by possiblylinux127 to c/shittyadmin

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When I run and crimp cables I always get super horny. How do I stop?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

does anyone happen to have that one greentext of that guy getting turned on by motherboards?

[–] possiblylinux127 1 points 6 hours ago

My inspiration for this post comes from someone on Reddit who as getting horny in math class because of sin graphs. They are just so curvey

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Only work on token rings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

at some point you'll get sufficiently horny that your gaze starts lingering on the crimping tool's slot, at that point it won't be long until this ceases being a problem.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again? If that doesn't work, you need to discharge the capacitors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Electricity is stored in the balls

[–] [email protected] 34 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you need to stop

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly ... What's the problem here?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago

HR complaints

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago

Honestly I wish I knew.
The amount of times it has happened to me being 30M up a telecom tower. Stripping back that outer sheath to reveal those 4 twisted pairs, bending them over like a bad girl so I can snip the plastic separator............... I'm not even out of bed yet and I need a new pair of pants.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Union -> Better job -> no demo of old cabling full of condensed negatively charged fart Hantavirus* dust -> stress free and satisfied stripping and squeezing new KittyCat6 all day -> less showering after work -> less scrubbing** -> less tugging.

* Don’t fuck with Hantavirus and filth in general for real though. Be careful around mouse poo and demand more from employers who think IT is immune from safe workplace standards.

** Like a man

Edit: I meant to shitreply but not sound preachy but solid points so I’ll leave them but really I just wanted to talk about dirty fart cables because I have kinks too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

Have you tried placing the faulty erect member in rice?

If that doesn't work, you may need to replace the faulty component(s)..