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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You really don't need to call every dude you dislike "gay".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

That's a problem for sure if you are using it to insinuate that homosexual relationship are bad.

That's not what is happening here though, which you know ofc.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're probably both bottoming for Putin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's a hard sandwich to build, you obviously have Putin as the top piece of bread, but is Trump the meat in this sandwich or is it Musk, whose the bottom bread? And how does Netanyahu fit in to this?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

While telling them all what to do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Musk. I'm pretty sure Trump's ding a ling can't get any firmer than an overripe banana nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Cheers for making me think about trumps limp dick, I didn't feel like eating this week anyway.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

There is no bottom.

There's always more barrel to scrape. And then there's the floor. And then there's the ground beneath the floor. And then there's miles of bedrock.

That's what you're talking about, right?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (96 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Is that why he wears diapers?

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 days ago

Hey we got our first illegal immigrant president, if that ain't woke I don't know what is.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The thing I love the most about these memes is they're seriously effective.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are they though? I feel like they just make those that found Trump and Elon to be really weird and rotten, have a laugh. I don't know anyone conservative, that has commented on these kinds of memes, to me or others I know.

Or did you mean effective in pulling some political stance BBJ reversal moves?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

It's effective in driving a rift between Musk and Trump, as many news outlets are reporting that they've been contacted by the Trump PR Team to clarify that Trump is in charge after the "President Musk" taunting began. Trump's superiority complex and vanity is absolute, so being upstaged by a positionless goon will make him very unhappy.

Although, I concede that we don't know what actual longterm effect if any this will truly have.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

they've been contacted by the Trump PR Team to clarify that Trump is in charge after the "President Musk" taunting began.

Ugh, the childish insecurities are not befitting of someone in charge of anything, let alone a country. Dude is seriously a loser. Despite all that money and power, at the core, he's just an insecure loser.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Is it really not obvious who the bottom is?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (4 children)

bruh why does this image make musk look like a pedophile, i mean look at that face

(oh yea hes probably on the epstein list...)

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. Anyone can look weird as hell for one instant of a freeze-frame, I'm not sure how much it means. But he definitely looks weird.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's three freeze frames in a row where he looks dead-behind-the-eyes evil and disturbing.

He looks like he's been doing a lot of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Ketamine, admittedly.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Yeah, Trump's soft, shitty brain is no match for Elon's younger, shitty brain.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I mean, I bet trump is pretty lubed on a consistent basis, with his uncontrollable, oh so very wet sounds he makes. I'll put money on him being the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like Ernst Röhm and Adolf Hitler. We know how that ended for both losers.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Careful kids, the thought police are out in force today. Don't say anything that might be deemed offensive by <some group I'm not part of> at some point in history!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I think it’s reasonable to ask why bottoming is presented as inherently degrading/submissive. (Same with giving oral - the insult “cocksucker.”) The vast majority of gay men I know are mostly verse anyway, the distinction of top and bottom to some extent seems like a carryover from heterosexual culture.

Like yes, it’s just a meme, but it’s revealing of larger problematic attitudes. I’ve made the same kinds of jokes too, but there would be nothing worse about Trump were he to receive anal sex from Musk (as unpleasant as that image is.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just a take look at history and how it all worked back in the Antiquity/Rome, which half the Internet likes to celebrate as gay friendly. It's fairly ingrained in European culture/history.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Don’t say anything that might be deemed offensive

Haha. Sex between men is a power dynamic. Teehee. Real intimacy is unattainable between male lovers. Giggle. Pleasure from anal sex is shameful.

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