Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.

Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.

1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday

Are the years metric?

Only 1900s kids would understand.

You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.

Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.

1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

This meme is from the future!

That math doesn't math. I'm just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.

I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.

One day this meme will be true.

Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.

look at my steam account, i'll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

One day this will be true

I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?

this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)

Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb

Math is hard

I'm born in 1975.

I'm fucking sunk. :)

I'm having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It's fun. Really. :)

Well I'm balding like one at least.

I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?

I've gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don't have time for this