Anon commits a serious crime
this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2024
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Anon doesn’t give a shit…or maybe he does…
Anon gave Chad a shit
It's not a crime if you had fun
Pretty sure bill cosby had, in his mind, "fun" (🤮), still criminal.
We do a little trolling here 😏
Anon becomes a sociopath.
Always has been.
I wonder if there's any laxatives that wouldn't make the water seriously funky
I'm sure there are, whether you can buy them OTC is another story.
What is Anon
Anon(ymous) since most people post anonymously on 4chan
Oh, 😳 ok thanks 👍
Anyone who isn't a namefag
People die of drug interactions and allergies. Sociopath anon doesn't care.
12 year old anon didn't see their bully for 2 weeks, 12 year anon doesn't care. Not everything is a pearl clutch bud.
Why do you automatically assume that "Chad" means bully?
Because this is a 2018 greentext and 2018 OP is describing their 12 year-old self.
"Context is king", I've heard a wise woman say.
Maybe because it's 4chan?
how is that funny