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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 days ago (2 children)

On the wall is an important innovation my smooth brain didn't think of

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I got one of them rolly ball mice you use with your thumb. Fucking game changer, it does not require any kind of flat surface.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Trackball ftw

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I got a wireless handheld one and was great for couch gaming, I'd give baby a bottle and they would sleep so I didn't want to move and just used the trackball in one hand and a keypad on the other

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Yep, that's wild

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sometimes I use the laptop over my chest while laying down. I avoid this because of the heat, but the laziness gets to me sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Use a laptop to... Feel great? Not sure what exactly is meant here.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My wife, that hasn't used her laptop on a desk since 2018:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Why would she? It's a laptop, not a desktop ;)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

No shit, that is peak performance 🔥🔥🔥

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

What side is the fan on? Is he getting lint all up in that mamabored?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

My wrists though... if I'm using a laptop without peripherals, it's because I currently don't have access to peripherals, and need to use the keyboard and trackpad on my laptop...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The keyboard is basically unusable in the top right picture. Extremely uncomfortable to type in this position.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

I think there's an external keyboard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can't you just... Lean back?

Why do you feel the need to do this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Some people have bad posture or other issues. I had undiagnosed ADHD for 37 years and let’s say I had a very terrible way of sitting in chairs to try and keep still that it becomes difficult to break that habit.

Here is how I default to sitting if not paying attention and checking myself, hope you appreciate my Picasso like talents for art 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I do that when my feet feel cold

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess some sitting positions are universal, hello fellow foot on the chair fella, do you also do the thing where you wrap your feet around the chair legs, or where you slowly slide down until your head touches the chair?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not sure what you mean by wrap feet around the chair, might need a drawing.

I do often slide further down until head touches chair when sitting with feet on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Not sure what you mean by wrap feet around the chair, might need a drawing.

again, Picasso like art on this one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah I’m an idiot. It’s so obvious now.

Yes I have been known to sit like this. As well as ok the chair style in my picture, attempting to wrap legs around the single down pole in the middle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I guess some things really are universal after all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That's a big mood.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Is that reddit on his screen?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My work laptop/ tablet thingy doesn't give me permission to control rotation, otherwise I would be doing this. Chronic pain and fatigue means I sometimes just need to lie down during work. Luckily I can use speech to text.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But you don't need to rotate the screen for this to work...?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ha sorry, I realise I missed out pertinent information! They have it set to auto-rotate and I can't turn it off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's pretty lame. Why do this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I know right? Really annoying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

As it must be