My sister in law's graduation ceremony ended with the lamp thing... Except they just straight up gave them dollar store tapered candles. No lamps. Just a white candle. Didn't even give em the candle holder with the little handle.

Years ago we lived in a... Less than ideal situation, where we had no power for the first year we lived there, and no plumbing for the entirety of our 3 year stay. In the winter that first year, we sort of accidentally created one on the wood stove, and I looked it up online when I went into town to see how long you could leave it going. It'd been three days, and we found the wiki article. Ended up keeping it for the entire winter until we weren't using the wood stove anymore (cooking outside once it was warm enough). It was good. It got old, but it was food, and that winter, that was the important part.

Is that actually real? Googled it and I found the accident, but nothing about autofellatio

I do not have an answer for you, but I'd also really like to know. Not super techy but willing to learn to do this!

Doesn't it? I really want this in my life. I don't know anyone IRL that likes that sort of thing D:

If this is your idea of a good date... If you're a gay man, I'll marry you.

There's also some kind of toxic powder in there that'll just straight up make you dead. Or so I have heard from youtube

Yeah, I feel like archer 100% sees the appeal, and I'm pretty sure he's been pegged a few times.

Also, t'pol totally did some pegging in her time

The impressive part is being able to unroll them and make change at the flea market later

You use pliers and roll them into a tight, but jagged, tube.

JCPenney jobs are a sex act. It's when you get sounded with coins. Don't kink shame.

Some of us like a polished sausage