this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It is on the image.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I only program in languages equivalent to an oracle turing machine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Using Turing complete Minecraft command blocks (probably with some plugins)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

https://youtu.be/Kk2MH9O4pXY How about Turing complete Conway's Game of Life

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Turing-complete CSS

DO IT

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about a Turing-complete type system (e.g. TypeScript)?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Rust too! Type-level programming is pretty useful for embedded software.