this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm just gonna need to check ya asshole

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Would rather take my clothes off than whatever the fuck this torture device is used for

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It could be to make sure your seriously drunk friend stays put.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They usually puke from the mouth not from the ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You've never had bad Mexican food at 2am after a night of drinking, your body starts purging from anywhere it can

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What if you get into an accident?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Knew a guy who got thrown off the toilet on a ship after a hard collision in port. Him and the poop.... Seat belt would've helped

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lemmings need it after all those beans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

wait, hold up. this looks like an access device. i think someone maybe wouldn't do this unless someone needed it for tremors, muscle control related disabilities, etc.