E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?
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windows and macos normies have one joke
maybe you'd like this better, you non-normie you
(credit to xkcd, of course)
They use Windows/MacOS …So they have at least 2 jokes!
I use Arch btw.
2 jokes, the other one is running video games on linux
I like the hacker aesthetician tho.
the wut now? xD i'm out of the lööp
I like having text flying everywhere and cool terminal stuff.
When I was in high school, I was wandering around NASA's FTP site. They had a bunch of cool things, like Hubble pictures, or rocket schematics.
My dad walked by, and looked over my shoulder. He saw me looking at one of the schematics and thought I'd hacked NASA.
Go into a bar or coffee shop and go to http://hackertyper.com/
Some lady once came up to me and my friends and asked if we were hacking things.
We lied and said yes. But we were just working on homework.