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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

why the hell are we watermarking memes here?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

thatsthejoke.jpg

I mean, surely the meme itself wasn't the joke. That would be terrible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In retrospect, it's probably best not to put the watermark in the final panel.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Campaign to get more internet dweebs to join us Lemmy dweebs

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It should be like the dinosaur appliances in The Flintstones that say "it's a living"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This job is shitty

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

IF YOU GO IN ME, YOU DIE

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We should watermark everything now

Join Lemmy.org ™

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. Memes are for the people. No brands, no watermarks. Putting logos and trademarks on everything to indicate who they belong to is what corporations do.

Besides, I'm not even ON lemmy, yet I can post here too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are for the people, but what's the problem with showing where a meme originated from?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They all originate from either a goth teenager or some 40yr old in his parents basement. Why give credit to a random posting platform?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatever increases the net happiness in the world. 🙂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A utilitarian, eh? So, a group of men with runaway diarrhea are going to shit in five toilets who do not want to be shit in. You have no way of stopping them, but if you pull a lever they will instead be diverted to a single toilet-that-does-not-want-to-be-shit-in. What is the correct action to take in this scenario?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

All, the natural evolution to the trolly-problem

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would react like the robot in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The doors in HHGTTG are extremely satisfied to perform their job. They are very happy to open and close for you and let out a very small happy sigh when completing their tasks.

Imagine if you took a nasty dump and the toilet let out a satisfied "Ahhhhhhh..."

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*sapient. If it were merely sentient it could sense the bodily waste, but would be incapable of feeling any way about it.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a rare case where sentient is being used correctly. Sentient beings do have feelings, e.g. dogs and cats are sentient and can have cravings and even feel hate.

Sapient means having enough intellect to understand and reason about the situation. The post doesn't actually require that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So we've got a lot of Homo sentients out there then?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damn, as savage as they are

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Kind of a grey area, so I'll allow it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would like it to be dejectedly resigned to its shitty job just like I am, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't this a thing from Hitchhiker's Guide? IIRC there's a company that creates sentient, emotional AIs and installs them into things like doors and elevators to make them enjoy their jobs and make the appliances even more useful... but everyone just ends up hating them?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What if the toilet played ads at you based on the food you shit out, where you can't flush the toilet until it's finished?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Please drink verification can to continue

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think that's a different question and I hate it. I'd rather shit in a hole in the floor before using a toilet with mandatory ads.

Literally would shit on the stall door if I saw that in public. Fuck forced ads.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure George would want the toilet to hate it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"No. Do not throw away. I give you happy poopy time."

-overly expensive Japanese toilet

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sentient Cows at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the Universe. https://youtu.be/5HLy27bK-wU?si=womGmc4wkBjesRE9

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'd like to be able to switch it's outlook on swallowing my piss and shit as I see fit on any given day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Gimme dat poo poo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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