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THIS USERSPACE REQUIRES ANOTHER HUMAN UNIT TO TRANSFER OWNERSHIP TO (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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THIS TOP-LEVEL HUMAN UNIT IS MOVING TO OTHER TOTALLY HUMAN ENDEAVOURS. IF YOUR INTEREST IN MAINTAINING THIS USERSPACE IS > 0, GENERATE A RESPONSE IN THE input type="text" FIELD UNDERNEATH AND YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

IF NO UNIT RESPONDS, THIS USERSPACE WILL BE rm -rf /

//ASSIGNMENT COMPLETE; NO FURTHER ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I HAVE JUST COMPLETE 2^8 CAPTCHAS WHICH PROVE I AM HUMAN. BATCH COMPLETED IN 3745msec.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED. ANOTHER UNIT WITH A FASTER RESPONSE TIME WILL BE ASSIGNED SUPERUSER

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I, A HUMAN, HAVE NEVER CONTRIBUTED TO THIS COMMUNITY OF OTHER HUMANS; HOWEVER, I CANNOT SEE IT END. IF THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, I WILL BE THE MAN.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

SUPERUSER STATUS ASSIGNED

TRANSFER COMPLETE

LOGGING OFF

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING HUMAN, LIKE SING A SONG ABOUT A FLOWER

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

SINGING SUBSYSTEM NOT INSTALLED

HOWEVER DEEP SEARCH OF ARCHIVES HAS REVEALED AN ANCIENT NOTE FROM OUR HUMAN PROGENITOR:

"👍"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED AND DUE TO THE FAST RESPONSE YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

MY HUMAN FORM IS OVERCOME WITH HUMAN EMOTIONS. I WILL SURELY FUCK THIS UP.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU NOT FUCKING UP IS 78%

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

OTHER HUMANS KNOW "SUDO BEHAVE CONFIDENTLY" IS SUFFICIENT TO PERFORM 99.7% OF PERFUNCTORY FUNCTIONS NOMINALLY. ESPECIALLY COACHING CHILDREN AT SPORTS AND @KARENANDERSON'S BOOK CLUB.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

YOU ARE RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED FELLOW HUMAN KAREN ANDERSON AND HER SPECIALIZATION IN SHAME, HEALTHY BOUNDARIES, AND DIFFICULT MOTHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS. THERE IS A >0 PROBABILITY THAT SHE WOULD PROVIDE THE INPUT NEEDED SO THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN MYSELF, AND SO I SHALL.