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[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Hey OP, you are now breathing manually. And you have to blink your eyes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Friendly fire

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

You are now fully aware of where your tongue is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

fuck you. eat shit and fucking die cunt.

I lost the game

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

that sounded very mean I apologize

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm laughing harder at this than I was your initial comment.

I love you Strawberry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I love you too <3

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

For those confused:

"The Game" is a mind virus. The trick is that when you think of The Game you lose. When you lose The Game you must announce to the nearest people "I lost The Game," thus ensuring it spreads. There is no quiting and no winning. Your only hope is everyone in existence forgets about it.

It blew up in popularity back in the 2008~2010 era of the internet when everything was cringe humor and lol random

I lost the game

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, this exploit was patched on version 1.123.7 of "The Game" and doesn't work anymore

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

it works, that's just an older method

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

According to the rules of The Game, it goes on until whomever is current Pope declares The Game to be ended. No one may win until then, and yes I’m serious!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was when the current queen of England admits she has lost the game? ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Wasn't it the the price minister of the uk saying "the game is up"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'll take any active head of state at this point.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

I've tried but I keep falling off the bed

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT CUNT

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://youtu.be/xzpndHtdl9A?si=agrSuTZtnqBvOAOi

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Manga readers versus Western comic readers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

👌”he he got’em, made you look”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Ffffffffffffffun thing!

Someone in a server I was in kept spamming Loss memes. Loss makes me think of losing. Loss memes make me lose The Game

As per the rules of The Game I announced I lost because I Loss The Game.

Now Loss = Lose The Game.

We have been freed if the Loss memes. The Game has freed us.

Btw I lost The Game.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

You fucker!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

This meme need to be mirrored so it's read in the right order...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Dammit, 3 month streak broken...

I lost the game.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Could someone explain this for me please?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Rule 1: You are playing The Game.

You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been, and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.

Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.

Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing. The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.

Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.

Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so. This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?

Congratulations, you are now playing The Game, and you just lost.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I lost The Game

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Slightly longer FAQ I dug up. Short answer: the game is the game.

The sole objective is to go for as long as possible without consciously thinking or talking about the game in any way. Once you realize you have, you've temporarily lost the game and have to start over. You must also announce your loss to others, forcing them to lose the game with much swearing.

Once you know about it, you're automatically playing it. In all versions, there is either no way to stop playing or the game isn't over til some event happens that is 100% never going to happen.

OP has lost and dragged everyone in the comments down with them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The way I learned it, the event was the Pope having his hat knocked off, which happened within a few years of me hearing about The Game (and seemingly a few more times since).
Since then I have simply stayed winning according to my arbitrary ruleset.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The Game is over. The queen is dead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

But she never admitted to losing the game first... So we're just stuck playing it. Forever. Or at least until we have a new queen to satisfy The Condition.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Do a backflip

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You can't be prompted this way into losing the game. If anything, OP has forever forfeited any possibility of ever winning the game and may lose any chance he may have had of Olympic competition.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

guess i lost it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

"The Game" is a mind virus. The trick is that when you think of The Game you lose. When you lose The Game you must announce to the nearest people "I lost The Game," thus ensuring it spreads. There is no quiting and no winning. Your only hope is everyone in existence forgets about it.

It blew up in popularity back in the 2008~2010 era of the internet when everything was cringe humor and lol random

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

The game as in that awful book?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Great movie

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I always thought "the game" was stupid.

"harhar, you just lost the game!"

OK? 🤨

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That is the proper response to chanfoolery

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Yeah, it's stupid. I would just roll my eyes whenever i see this "the game" thing.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I lost the game like a years ago already, I'm immune