this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's something I like about this aesthetic. It's very... textured, unlike everything else in this day and age, which is smooth.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smooth usually means easier to clean.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hmm that's true

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Both jinner and jurger sound like horrific slurs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In the midwest, they call it jupper.

Edit - kinda felt gross to type that

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

That's not just any jurger, it's a BIG JAC.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No but the jun is a little jry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I always say that we should boil all of our denim.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

um yes, welcome to mcJonald's

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The texture alone is making me gag.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Pretty Patties

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I like my burger like I like my jeans: high and tight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Feel like I’m seeing SpongeBob’s Pretty Patties.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ew pthhh pthhh this is old navy I ordered levis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yea, yea this fits, I dont even like McDonald's burgers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

me, once again waking up from the reality where cotton fabrics are edible and a regular staple of the American diet "NONONONONO I WANNA GO BACK!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mcdonalds subliminal advertising

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My first thought.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is an abomination that I'm going to inflict upon others!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I want a divorce.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

As an upholsterer, this is part of a balanced diet.