that fucking tiktok one. you know the one
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Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
I knew exactly which one!!!
i, in fact, do not
Baby shark
Anything i heared in an ad and more than a few time (i love adblockers)
99.9999% of turkish pop/rap/arabesque everyone likes it, but it is fucking unbearable, my ears bleed when I hear it.
I mean, it's a advertisement jingle, but:
WE BUY ANY CARS, WE BUY ANY CARS, WE BUY ANY CARS,
ANY, ANY, ANY, ANY,
WE BUY ANY CARS!
omfg, I shut the radio off completely.
WE BUY ANY CAR
dot com
ANY MAKE ANY MODEL ANY BLEH BLAH BLRH
WE BUY ANY CAR
It's fucking manic lol
Don't stop believing - Journey
After 5 years of hosting karaoke, everytime I hear the opening bars my eye twitches and I just want to kill the radio like it's a life or death primal situation. Words cannot truly convey to depths to which I despise and loathe that particular piece of music. It is the bane of my existence and I firmly and fully believe that if there is a hell, that song will be blasted at max volume, on repeat, 24/7. An endless slew of drunk, belligerent college girls remaking that they "can do it better", their boyfriends threatening me because I dated to "let someone else do (their) girl's song", the dozen or so singers who either tried to deep throat the mic or just vomited in it when trying to hit the high notes...
Home - We're Finally Landing You know, the one on every summoningsalt video. When I hear it in a youtube video I have to click off immediately, it's just so overused and annoying. I like the song, but I just can't stand it anymore.
Last Christmas. I hate it with a furious passion.
I'm gay as shit and half of Lady Gaga makes my ears bleed.
Anytime you hear her music you really gotta keep a good poker face eh?
...I'll see myself the fuck out.
songs with those high pitched synth voice imitation thingies
Overplayed country music. Now I'm not saying country doesn't have it's bangers (Devil went down to Georgia of the top of my head) but anything by Blake Shelton makes my ears bleed
The Radio, like the whole thing. They always loop the same 5 songs for decades. It's maddening.
Anything sung by toad, I don't dislike toad, but his singing is just awful.
Phantom of the opera (title song) It's beautiful but i can not shake it for days once I heard it. Therefore it is forbidden.
“Santa Claus Is Comin to Town” by The Jackson Five
Anything that has to do with straight up wet vag with no metaphors or insinuations.
So pretty much all of half of women rappers including Cardi B
Italian trap "music"
I've never listened to Italian trap music but your comment made me laugh. You've got me curious: why is Italian trap music specifically is so terrible?
I am Italian, so I get subjected to it constantly. It's currently the most popular genre here.
The "melodies" are blaring, poorly autotuned lyrics (and EXTREMELY autotuned, literally one of the defining genre characteristics) speaking a cringy half-Italian, half-English gangsta type of stuff, pretty much anthems to consumerism, bigotry and general stupidity. Which would be OK if it had any artistic value (I do like rap music), but effort put into the lyrics (and the song in general) is just about 0, you'll hear words rhyming with themselves and even grammatical errors in the songs.
The "base" is so generic you'll probably hear it several times throughout popular songs, and is extremely repetitive and basic (sometimes 1-2 tunes repeated in loop).
I literally listen to everything else. Country music? Check. Nickelback? I've listened to some, didn't mind it. Weird avant-garde stuff? Got some in my playlists. Heck, noise music? I can appreciate some. But Italian trap music specifically just has something that makes me annoyed to the core of my being. It feels like listening to a foreign version of 6ix9ine or Lil Pump, except it somehow manages to sound worse.
(I may have created a copypasta. Feel free to share it lol)
Lmao that sounds hideous, thanks for sharing!
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