this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Now I know what you're thinking "How do cosmetics improve my FPS?" but, you see, you aren't seeing the big picture.

These are gaming cosmetic products, what does that mean? It has RGB, costs 1.5x more than it should and our website's background is black. So you see, we know gamers, and we know that gamers need smooth legs to use their hands to play. Now, for a limited time use code "RGBitch420" at checkout to get 10% on and no bundled games.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

It helps the gamer socks fit better, trust me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

wait, are you guys not exfoliating your skin before each session? You ask ate really missing out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That would improve my KD ratio.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe gives an advantage in Twister?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

youre not keeping your legs smooth while you wear your gaming skirt? it makes a huge difference

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Aero gains in Zwift?