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Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

According to the article, the crabs have been bred in an environment without predators. Therefore they have to train the crabs how to protect themselves in order to survive in the coral reefs. Picture of using puppets to train crabs

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That is a terrifying puppet. Like wtf is it supposed to be?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Very Normal Sea Creature Nothing To See Here

(squid?)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

normal... is uh. relative, heh.

I mean... have you seen what comes up out of the sea? freaking aliens, man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ironically said by a fugly duck. Hmm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Terrifying for a crab... Wait... are you a crab?!? :O

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Octopus, if I had to guess

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

apparently, yes. and... basically everything else. apparently. and also cuddle fish and squid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

*Cuttlefish. They may look cuddly, but most are not.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm kinda surprised to see them training them one at a time. That's going to take ages. "OK, Roger has been successfully intimidated by the nightmare puppet. Looks like Brenda is next in line, someone bring in Brenda."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just put a real predator in the tank forehead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure crabs brains are so simple that they are almost purely instinctual. You shouldn't need to train them. But I can hurt, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Marine biologist’s friend: How’s work been lately?

Biologist: Great! This month I’ve been putting on puppet shows for crabs!

Friend: Is that a euphemism or …?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These are native crabs right? Surely they wouldn't introduce a potentially invasive species. Right?

[–] TacoEvent 13 points 1 year ago

Making crabs even more appealing is that they’re native to Florida, just in relatively low numbers. (“Everything eats them,” Spadaro said.) Adding them to the reef is unlikely to have any grave unintended consequences for the ecosystem, Spadaro said, especially considering that there are few other herbivores.

Yeah

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

THERE IS A PERSON WHOSE JOB IS TO TRAIN CRABS WITH A PUPPET

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

According to the article, the crabs will help the coral by eating algae. Unfortunately, algae is great for (and sorely needed for) removing carbon dioxide from the air.

https://fortune.com/2022/07/05/brilliant-planet-startup-marine-algae-carbon-capture-climate-change/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crabs eating to save the environment isn't gonna destroy the environment

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Eeeeh maybe. America has a long history of over-correcting an issue and creating a new issue

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as this chain doesn't end with scuba diving gorillas it's fine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have bad news for you...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Pour fertiliser in the ocean to grow more algae, 5head

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biodiversity is more important.

Also you're talking about microalgae, the stuff that makes water look green. The stuff the crabs would be eating is growing on the coral or is shading it like kelp.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Hopefully you are right! I just found it humorous that on one side of the world they’re growing algae to save the planet, and on the other side they are getting rid of algae to save the planet. 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about letting them loose in the state legislatures?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or copy Roosevelt’s idea and use badgers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Teddy Roosevelt was on one of his speech tours when a girl offered him a badger. He said yes, named it Josiah, and would often sic it on congresspeople who were running late or being otherwise annoying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

In unrelated news, FL conservatives pass law banning crabs due to "water wokeness".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This is how it begins.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

🦀🦀🦀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Taste like crab, speak like people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So that's why my ex booked that flight to Miami

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Hmmm.

Cyborg crabs?

Noooope. Cool but boring!