FuglyDuck

Ah. Yeah. That makes sense.

Also, door alarms. Like modern RFID or NFC door systems are capable of reporting in real time someone swiping a badge- a failed badge swipe (ie if someone is trying to get into someone’s room,) or even a threshold of “x-many failed swiped”- and perhaps more importantly; when a door gets forced open (or is otherwise open when it shouldn’t be. Including held open for “too long”)

The most secured facilities, even just using modern equipment would have lock downs checking biometrics, a badge, and probably some kind of password (and a duress code to use instead of a password,)

Marric Garland didn't even start the poccess until over 2.5 years after it happened.

for a better comparison, go with Jack Teixera- the Discord Leaks Guy. After they were discovered, it took all of a week to figure out his identity, arrest him, and secure further leaks.

It took over 6 months to get the documents back- when they knew exactly who had the documents. No investigation necessary. but he didn't want to be "political."

And by the way, those documents are literally damning evidence of violating several laws for which most Americans would be hanged.

Also, remember, they didn't actually get them all back. Some of the worst secrets are still missing.

oh she's getting some pork, alright.

honestly, that would be awesome. completely private stalls. a common area to wash hands or whatever.

that dog is moments from falling off the back of the couch, startling the cat and unleashing chaos into the universe.

that's... oddly specific....

the UN is performing as intended. that is, to maintain power for the old super powers and prevent anyone else from complaining too much.

an oxymoron.

basically what happens when you let two morons suck out all the oxygen.

Security cameras are in fact very vital aspects of a security theater. Sure they won’t stop someone from breaking in, but they’ll definitely allow one to monitor much larger areas than would otherwise be possible.

The caveat is they can’t be ignored and need to be monitored. And given how dumb the ship’s computer is….well. Probably should assign a Vulcan flunky.

I don’t imagine they’re cool enough to wear tight tights.

Would you wanna look out and see a wasteland of trash, dirt and stuff?

Also…. Boobies.