How to burn thousands of calories : memes

[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

Just start your car. It's cheaper

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

False. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded.

Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You can't stop me from taking this as financial advice!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Pro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Too late, the cat is toast already.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Don’t start playing with your food, when your cat is on the stove.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

converting calories into carbon hydrate charcoal

[+] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Technically nobody said, that they are gone, just that they are burned

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Isn't that the same thing? Once one calorie is consumed it can't be put back. That's enthalpy baby, the ultimate reason why we all gotta die.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I just obliterated some chicken wings not longer than an hour ago when my toaster oven ignited some grease in the catch pan so I can relate to this.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Instructions unclear, I now have smoke inhalation.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

So this is the secret locked away behind those paywalls . . .

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