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Bone Apple Tea

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Technically he would have to charge $15... If he would add 50% to the initial $20.

Yes, I'm a lot of fun at parties

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could make it work mathematically: the added 50% would need to be based on the initial price and not a modification on the adjusted price.

It's most logically interpreted as: x * 1.5 * 0.5 = 0.75x
But we could see it as: x - (x/2) + (x/2) = x

I'm equally fun at parties.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m too.. whatever.. to do the math. How much was it initially?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It took me 14 hours but the math checks out guys

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You didn't show your work. Half marks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It doesn't matter if he did it, we just need know know that he tried.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In my algebraic version, it's x.

Maybe easier to understand is if we use the numbers from the story?
As the top level comment sees it (which again is the most logical way to interpret it), the price starts at $20. Seller gives 50% discount to buyer to bring it to $10 (50% of $20 is $10 -> $20-$10=$10). Seller then adds a 50% markup because it's their birthday too, bringing it up to $15 (50% of $10 is $5 -> $10+$5=$15).

In my interpretation all of the math is being operated on the initial $20. So it's $20 minus $10 for $10 for the discount, then $10 plus $10 for the markup.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Came here to say the same thing. We should hang out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Aww the first Lemmy love story

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Double whammy, Boneappletea and Choosing beggar. Handled so eloquently.

*Spelling is hard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Too kind sir

[–] Ultrawide1654 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always hope these are due to aurocorrect. I refuse to believe someone thinks its "purse cent" 🥹

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just let go. Or more fancy: “Abandon all hope ye who enter the written communication”

[–] Ultrawide1654 3 points 1 year ago

All hope is now abandoned 🥲

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't that be $15?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A penny you find at the bottom of your hand bag.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Choosing beggar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Probably meant purse scent.

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