this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fortunately we've foiled their attempts so far. And we have a net for when it's not in use so I feel good about our chances.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t that how dolphins drown?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We've asked the dolphins kindly to use another pool and I think they've reluctantly agreed due to the danger.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm really glad you and the dolphins were able to come to a mutual understanding

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He gave them fish, they're always thankful for that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

They'll never leave us, thanking us for the fish right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope they did.

Ungrateful brats.