this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nobody can stop me from discovering the truth!

passes out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

passes out

Because you passed the gate, out of this fake world into the reality.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ranks among the best of cheap highs, topped only by very cold or very hot showers, sleep or recreation, experiencing a beautiful piece of art or wonder of nature, eating spicy or sour things, sneezing or getting rocks off, huffing spraypaint or guerilla glue, and engaging in meditation or hypnosis. Get high on life is what i always say when I'm drunk or out of weed. My body is my temple.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I once stood up and chugged some carbonated water and suddenly felt "oh shit am I about to die right now?" but I just needed to sit down and burp.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Bartenders hate this one weird trick!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Man.....you're like the Sprog of memes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's high praise. Sprog at least knew how to write poems though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

But you make a damn fine meme, my friend!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

consume iron

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

is this a joke I'm too hypertense to understand?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

ah, running at 3090 Ti on a 60hz screen I see...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

People with POTS be like.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you have POTS this is common unfortunately. I find that cardio exercise and lots of salt helps a ton.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Plain Old Telephone Service???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Nah, Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. It can be pretty bad at times. Thankfully there's a lot of things you do to reduce its effects.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Like unstable diffusion?