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[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I read once that ironically one of the most important ecological niches for mosquitos is that they keep humans out of a bunch of places that allow those habitats to be preserved. It’s their annoyance and medical danger to people that makes them so valuable to the ecosystem.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cool well we can put up some do not trespass signs

KILL ALL MOSQUITOS

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

It doesn’t matter how many “no trespassing” signs we put up because mosquitos can’t read

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah… signs don’t really work on all humans.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the rainforests, mosquitos.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit, as a Floridian, you may have just convinced me we should let them live. We already have too many people moving here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No takesy-backies!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That, and their larvae clean freshwater we wouldn't ever think about cleaning, so there's that too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Smartest argument that I've heard for their existence!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Its sort of ironic how mosquitoes are at the very bottom of the food chain for most of the ecologies they inhabit... But at the same time, is the biggest killer (through the transmission of malaria and other diseases) of humans, who see themselves at the top of the food chain.

In reality, the food chain is more like a food cycle.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

...humans, who see themselves...

y-you mean ourselves, right?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Off course, fellow human!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Their username makes this joke even funnier.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Its calles food web sometimes

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is one gamble I am willing to make.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I wonder what face would ticks pull in this case where we already know there is no drawback for 100% annihilating them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Those little monsters would just try harder.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

tick dont have anything on the horror of bedbugs.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I think its unethical to cause an animal to go extinct on purpose. Like it seems a very nuclear option to me.

On the other hand I hate these mosquitoes tho.. And they are a medical threat to humans

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it unethical to make smallpox go extinct?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess we humans have a different code of ethics for diseases and bacteria... Team DNA mixing vs team DNA cloning... A fight as old as life itself

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Team preoccupied with whether or not they can vs team thinking if they should

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I think its unethical to cause an animal to go extinct on purpose.

Counterpoint: guinea worm, a nightmarish human parasite with possible mentions back to ancient Egypt. As of the mid 1980's, it infected millions every year. Now it is on the verge of extinction due to a very concerted international effort. All those little worms were doing was causing intense physical suffering for humans and other animals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, if we let them live, people suffer and die. If we make them extinct some bugs will die ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (11 children)

OP, take your nail, the sharpest you have.

Now press it firmly into the sting, then rotate by 90° and repeat.

Dunno if it's placebo but makes some itching go away for me.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

To be clear - @[email protected] means your FINGERnail. Don't stab yourself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is the first time in this thread I'm putting it together they were talking about fingernails. It was a wild ride for a second there.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We have a suction tool, I think it's literally called the bug bite thing or something. Basically it suctions on to your arm where the bite was and you pull your skin up into this tube and it sucks out the venom that causes the itching as well as the stinger if one was left behind.

My wife and I haven't had a bug bite any time we've had that thing handy, so mainly we just put it on each other's nipples for shits & gigs. I can't really say that it's effective, but it is fun.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wait... I'm not the only person that does that?

Lol!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hear me out. Mosquito laser fence. I think we have a few years before the patent expires.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unfortunately, we probably can't. A LOT of things eat mosquitos.

I'll settle for a repellent that works or better yet something that makes me no longer react to bites.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There is some promising research with gene drives, which are essentially genes that when passed on to offspring, overwrite the other copy of the gene from the other parent.

It may be possible to introduce non disease spreading mosquitoes with gene drives into the wild and within an extremely short time all mosquitoes in the population would be non disease carrying.

Of course, this is something that you may not be able to reverse once done, so it's a pretty drastic step to take after very intense scrutiny.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

i would imagine there is a way to make mosquitoes just not want to bite humans or remove the reaction somehow in the future.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If they didn't itch I wouldn't really care that they eat me, aside from passing on diseases. Or when one gets into the bedroom and keeps waking you up by buzzing in your ear randomly....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Since 1990, 90% of the insexts dissapeared. So yeah let exterminate more.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

90% PERCENT OF THE INSEXTS

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll go with mosquitoes after and just after getting done of all the fucking cockroaches

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I really need to watch that new Puss in Boots. Watched Shrek 2 months ago and found it okay - it only made me more hyped for PIB.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I take it the answer is that we still (unfortunately) need them?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Last I checked, the only niche they fill in nature is being food for predators like dragonflies and bats.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I can feed those dragonflies and bats myself, so no need for those mosquitoes. I say bring out the nuclear option

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

damnit...

imma watch this movie again.

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