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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I suspect that would rapidly heat up the metal and potentially burn that victim :(

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

Thus waking them up

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

9V batteries can't supply a lot of current

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone know if cartillage can melt?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Braising low and slow would be a better method. It won't completely break down, but the rest of the connective tissue should melt in your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Well I hate this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

if both of those contacts on their nose are connected together

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Electric arc furnace

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

Calm down satan

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I need an alarm clock that does this automatically.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don't wake. Better incentive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The design sounds very human.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I use one unironically, saved my job so I can continue to be a wage cuck. Check out the dick roaster.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

They make nose rings very convenient for 9v

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

This is the equivalent of people going around sticking plungers onto bald heads.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Wouldn't the electricity just go through the metal piercing instead of the (less conductive) flesh, causing no shock?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

ah I did not think of that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Having touched a nine volt battery to the metal on my braces when I was a teenager I'm going to bet you'd feel it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Watch me evil Pingu’s head with a ~~lorry~~ battery!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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