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[–] [email protected] 80 points 11 months ago (2 children)

there's a snake in my butt

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone poisoned the doody-hole

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

You! Are! A! Sex toy!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

The silver rimming

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

An entire opossum head

...it's gotta be heavy, don't you think?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

Idk, but you got to be into some stuff that's several standard deviations from 'normal' at this point, so I don't think the weight factors in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah. Taxidermy involves creating a mold of the head/body out of foam, then moving (taxi-) the skin (dermis) over the light foam mold.

Those are not heavy butt plugs, either. The PurePlug is much heavier than those knockoffs.

Sources: ……. Have done taxidermy and own a PurePlug lawl

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The internet is a beautiful place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I would impulse buy that opossum plug even if it was 200USD

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is taking taxidermy to an entirely new level but somehow all my instincts are crying its the wrong one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

taxidermy? more like taxihorny.

wait, i feel like that means something else...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Not going to share the results I got form "taxihorny" but I can't say I was particularly surprised.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ok fine, but why do the heads have to look in pain?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I guess being squeezed out of an asshole aint that fun, but the snake one could be a bit less menacing

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Exactly what you think they are.

I wish they weren't.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Nope! Chuck Testa.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My only question is why tf are they all so big??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I like big corks and I cannot lie

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

what kind of fetish is this? …Do I even want to know?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I just hope these animals didn't get killed with the purpose of turning them into toys. That is beyond cruel.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah, cause wine bottles have necks that wide and metal squeezes so well into glass. Who tf do they think they're fooling? And follow-up question, what in the ever-loving fuck?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That's a really great price for a rattlesnake butt plug. You would be a fool not to pick one up at that price.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It might appear as if one has already been bought, my money is on snake head