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A little short for a starship, isn't he?

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Sci-fi has issue with scale a lot of the time. Star Trek is no exception. Population numbers and scale of ships is often really bad.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look at Deep Space 9 and literally anytime a starship is near it. The scale goes way out of whack.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

In the DS9 title credits you can see engineers repairing the outside of one of the pylons on a spacewalk and the scale feels really wrong

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

Oh agreed but I think there's one major thing which is what really fucks up how your perceive it. There's nothing to compare it to.

When we see the ship it's typically just by itself flying through space where there's no comparison. Or it happens across a ship but same problem as the Enterprise so no reliable comparison. Orbiting a planet, surveying an asteroid, being yanked into a Pulsar, sitting in front of a Borg cube... All of these huge events have literally nothing reliable that humans are familiar with to compare it to. The closest you can say are the windows but the windows are such strange sizes for what we're used to that it doesn't help much.

Honestly the biggest 'events' that I can think of in Trek media that demonstrate the size of the ship are usually ones where the ship ends up on a planet. Generations crash land, Into Darkness crashland, Voyagers Blue Alert sequences, Discoverys crash land, etc. The only other one I can think of is from Picard Season 3. The Borg cube in Jupiters eye. That thing is fucking massive and the cube took up an enormous amount of space in it. That really shook the hell out of me in seeing how big that vessel was.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ever played Eve Online? The “Noob ship” you get free when yours goes boom is bigger than a fighter jet, the battleships (fairly big) are about 500 meters and the capital monstrosity stuff gets to a plainly overkill 17 kilometers. And in all of this? It’s hard to figure out the small ships actually need a crew and aren’t just the pilot inside

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's hard for people living on a planet to comprehend how huge space is.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

47 after inflation.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (14 children)

Have you seen container ships? They're perspective-bendingly massive. 400m is a quarter of a mile.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (16 children)

That's like, half of a half mile.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Thanks because this image still didn’t help. Most people don’t see container ships very often.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Going by the caption, it's the container ship they had a hard time visualizing. Seems weird because I've seen container ships IRL but never a starship.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I've never seen either. I'll have to convert this to "cruise ship"

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

I used to work at a port and would see those ships out at sea. They look like they are just offshore.

Then you see the fishing boats go out and all but disappear against the massive backdrop. You realize they're many many miles out.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

TV adds 20 pounds.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (9 children)

Yeah I'm not seeing how there's several dozen people moving, working, and living in that.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

A container ship's crew is 20-30 people, and that whole thing is mostly containers. I bet they'd fit.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

They sleep in hallways....

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don’t know what the hell they’re doing with all that space

After watching discovery I assume it's all turbolift shafts.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

AS much as I enjoy some aspects of Lower Decks, that was one of the most phenomenally stupid decisions that they could possibly have made.

The crew sizes for Federation starships are TINY compared to the actual size of the ships. SNW giving every crew member their own studio apartment is something that reflects the ludicrous amount of empty space that a Federation starship has availalbe to it.

If you ever look at the deck plans, there's just a crazy amount of space that's unused.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (4 children)

In Strange New Worlds everyone above Ensign apparently has their own studio apartment.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (6 children)

You'd be stacking people on one another for sure. However the tight quarters then gives creedence to stuff like Cerritos and Voyager not having thick enough walls/doors to dampen sound. Then Enterprise-D is a whole different beast and it makes no sense for the opposite reason. It's too damn big with not enough crew. You'd have people working in their own section never meeting another soul during their whole day.

But that brings me to something else (because I have severely unmedicated ADHD and I apologize). Picard Season 3 got rapped for having the Titans bridge be really dark all the time. The lighting of the whole ship was way darker. Surprisingly I actually liked that. It felt like they were on a submarine or some small contained vessel, just then against the harshness of what was outside. That submarine quality really should be used in more shows. I know TOS had random people walking around the corridors (like the famous example of a dude who was turning an invisible valve on a wall) but I like those tight spaces.

Oh and to prove the ADHD? The Crossfield class is 900m long. Roughly. I mean she's 2/3rds nacelle but still.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Here's some more perspective. The aircraft carrier pictured apparently carries almost 2000 people.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

That's not even a big carrier either. American supercarriers between the flight crews, the ship crews, the marine contingent and everything else can fit up to SIX THOUSAND people.

There's no need for anyone on the Cerritos to sleep in the fucking hallways. That's like "we live on a literal submarine" level of privacy. It's beyond idiotic. The Cali class are MASSIVE. There's no need for anyone to be living in the hallways like that.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Yep, the Enterprise has about the volume of an aircraft carrier, but only a fraction of the crew. By modern standards it is downright roomy.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Honestly thought it was way bigger than this.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Container ships are fucking massive. The Enterprise only held like 1000 people which is only a small portion of a basketball arena.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (10 children)

Per kilogram-meter of cargo transported, container ships actually have some of the lowest emissions of any form of transportation!*

Other than electric vehicles that were charged by zero-emission sources of electricity

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the Enterprise "D" (632.5m long) held 1000 people IIRC. crazy!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Even crazier, the Galaxy-class has the capacity to evacuate an additional 10,000+ humanoids.

When you watch videos like this, you realize that 1,000 is not that much against the actual size of the ship. The entire crew can comfortably gather in the main shuttlebay at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwx5uB0pyhQ

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This made me realise you could probably fit an entire small town including all it's drama on a container ship.

[–] Honytawk 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I remember many years ago seeing a size comparison between an aircraft carrier and the TOS Enterprise. The aircraft carrier was bigger. I didn't even know how to process that because of how big the Enterprise seemed to me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

305m is 1000 feet. The USS ENTERPRISE was 342m or 1,123 feet.

A modern day FORD class carrier is 1092 ft or 333m.

For personnel comparison, ENTERPRISE held ~5000 people and a FORD class has between 4-5000 people.

The fact that NCC-1701 only had like 1000 people is...a big difference.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I know we only ever see a handful of rooms, that's fine, but with over 100 crew they always all have personal quarters that are probably the square footage of 3/4'ish containers.

150m in diameter is one way to think about it. But then it's also 8 containers long, or 25 containers circumference at the largest point down to no more than a few in circumference at the bridge.

You know, that seems tiny, it's like there's no volume left for the hardware that needs to be between every room and all over the hull

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