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    [–] [email protected] 141 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Reminds me of a comment I once came across in a work application's code: "This function took forever to write correctly. It was hard work. I didn't document it. Figure it out."

    Of course the variables were not defined properly and were named esoterically.

    [–] [email protected] 109 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    the variables were not defined properly and were named esoterically

    I wonder why it was so hard and took so long to write

    [–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

    As demonstrated by the variable naming and documentation.

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    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

    At what point is documenting decompiled code easier?

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    [–] [email protected] 136 points 1 year ago (2 children)
    $ mysterytool
    $
    

    WHAT DID YOU DO?!

    [–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago
    $ mysterytool -vv
    DEBUG: Complete.
    $
    
    [–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

    Knowing my luck, It probably deleted a rarely used system library and will lead to unpredictable crashes.

    [–] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

    I don't understand how devs can be too lazy to write documentation but somehow they'd rather explain the same shit in discord over and over and over and over and over and over

    [–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The help command is one of the first things I work on in any project. Even if I'm never gonna share it, my future self will appreciate it.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

    Even on simple scripts, it's so help to remind yourself however the hell you made it work.

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    [–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Why is discord so popular in non-gaming circles? People use it as a shitty, bloated and centralized IRC clone, with the voice fuction being completely ignored.

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    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    i write poorly documented code on my solo projects because i am lonely

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    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Easy: people who still use Discord have brain rot

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    [–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

    I was recently trying trying to get help on a clipboard program someone had recommended me, clipq. What I found instead was a GitHub discussion where the dev said "I'm not sure what you mean by 'man' pages" in response to someone asking for them. I think I need to find an alternative

    [–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

    Did they at least provide woman pages then?

    /s

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    I've only known about (and always use) xclip.

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    [–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Haha, I made this :) Here’s the blog post I created it for, if you want a bit of context:

    https://www.tweag.io/blog/2023-10-05-cli-ux-in-topiary/

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    [–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    But also

    mysterytool --help
    mysterytool: unrecognized option: '-'

    ok then...

    mysterytool -h
    mysterytool: unrecognized option: 'h'

    [–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
    mysterytool --help
    
       ‘--help’ unrecognized option, -h for help
    
    

    I will burn this motherfucker to the ground

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    Or the opposite:

    mysterytool -h
    
         -h unrecognized option, --help for help
    

    Both need to burn.

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    [–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    And

    mysterytool -h

    mysterytool: try our info page that requires a custom viewer because gnu is better than standards. And there is no regular man page because fuck you

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    [–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    If the program's author hasn't bothered to properly document its function, then it has no business being on my machine.

    [–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    "tHe PrOgRaM iS sElF dOcUmEnTiNg"

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    [–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

    Programmers generally detest to do documentation, so when the user help "UI" is all down to a programmer to define this is often what you get, especially if it's a small tool.

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    I never understood that. I'm a programmer and I tend to over-document.

    [–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

    Yeah this is shitty, and if you're a programmer reading this and you agree with it, be better. There is no excuse for under-documenting a CLI.

    Even when I'm developing, I write out my usage text first, like -o [json,csv,pretty] specify output format (default 'pretty') [NOT IMPLEMENTED] or the like.

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    [–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

    It's like people don't like surprises anymore.

    [–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

    Exclusively installed through some dodgy PPA you got from a blog.

    [–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    strings `which mysterytool` | less

    Give up your darn secrets before I start fumbling around with strace and get even more frustrated!

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

    I just want to say this is a masterful use of the format.

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    -H for Hard drive to delete, -h is help

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    [–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
    find / -name mysterytool -exec rm {} \;
    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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    [–] Honytawk 9 points 1 year ago

    Quite the mystery!

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

    python -V

    What the actual fuck

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