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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Last night while I was half asleep I told my girlfriend that "they're making the tectonic plates machine washable".

Do with that information what you please.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

  • This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
  • It's soup day!
  • I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
  • Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
  • Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
  • (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Only on weekends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I feel judged.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I once asked my ex "Does it have Schweppevesence" in my sleep..

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Fun fact: water is thought to play a large role in why Earth has an active plate tectonics system. This system is integral to the development and continued survival of life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I dreamed someone made me iced tea with cheese in it, woke up and Googled that, and lo and behold.