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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Don't forget the mandatory 5 minutes fiddling with the thing before the one kid with half a brain figures out how to switch inputs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

This still happens nearly every week in Sunday school.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Every once in awhile we would get a laserdisc! Felt like a rich kid even though it was public school when that shit came out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh, wait, we gotta rewind it...

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I know we're shit posting but if I could get real for a moment, this is how I learned about 9/11.

TV rolls in. Whole class goes "Yay". Teacher says, "Be quiet and watch". Whole class goes, "Oh no, he's grumpy". Whole class goes, "Wait... This is live TV". A whole world changes.

Otherwise though, TV good.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is how I found out too. I remember 9th grade had just begun and it was the first class of the morning. Replays of the planes hitting the towers were playing over and over when we walked into the classroom. I was living in Alaska at the time so it felt like a world away. It was all very surreal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We learnt about it on the news, but actually am a world away.

Seemed like a movie villain without being able to fully grasp what's happening. Around that time terrorist events were happening around the world too.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damn, I caught the vibe through your story :’(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly how it was for us too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And then someone in my group said, "Oh my fucking god, Tom Clancy called it."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

On 09/11, my middle school hid the news from the students. I heard information about what was going on through gossip from other students. It was incredibly surreal because students were getting pulled out of class left and right by their parents. Walking by the teachers lounge, I peaked in to see the teachers staring at the TV and crying, but the principal was steadfast about not telling the students.

I honestly had no idea what was really going on and it wasn’t until I got home from school by the bus where I was surprised to see my Dad already home from work just glued to the TV. That’s when I finally learned about what really happened and saw the footage for the first time…at 4pm in the afternoon…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was also in middle school, one of the history teachers for my grade put it on the TV before the principal decided to try to not let the middle and elementary schoolers (it was a K-12 school) watch, so we all kind of knew what was going on, and in hindsight my teachers seem to have disagreed with the choice to keep us out of the loop. After lunch several of us were in the classroom before the teacher so we turned on her radio and listened to the news, that's how I first learned about the second plane.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah!

If it was educational and bad = take notes from the first 5-10 minutes and sleep for the rest

If it was educational and good = BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

If it was a movie = sleep

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If it was a movie = sleep

Depends. My middle school had classrooms with accordion dividers which could open up and turn three classrooms into one big one and once, they brought in three of those TVs and had them synced up to show us Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Remember how staticy CRTs were? Or the loud hum as it booted up?

Or even the picture growing and warming up or shrinking down to the middle when you turned it off.

Also putting a magnet up against the glass!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget the super satisfying degauss button

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or the way the screen smelled and tasted like static

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dust and ozone flavoured tongue shocks ... childhood.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I used to play with a metal bodied pen at my desk, and you could totally shock yourself by touching it to your chin while aimed at the CRT.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It was either Bill Nye or Schoolhouse Rock playing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I had a high school English teacher who really really sucked, except when she didn't feel like teaching and would show us TOS Star Trek episodes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

The opening still kicks ass.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh man I forgot about them! One of these days I'm going to buy a dvd go through them all.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Brilliant. Drowning in nostalgia.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Was such a great idea. Put the heavy television in a high place and make the much-lighter base roll around. Wcgw?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You just gave me flashbacks to watching the film “Threads” on one of these setups in school. Fun times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Teacher: "I am going to traumatise the little fucks today"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We watched the aftermath of the Columbine shooting on one of these. Our school was one of the middle schools that fed into Columbine, and you could pick if you wanted to go to Columbine or Chatfield. A lot of my classmates went to Columbine the year after it happened.

I was in high school when 9/11 happened (I chose Chatfield) but we had TVs in most classrooms there. So, sure enough, almost every TV in that school was turned to a news network on that day. Matt Dahl, the son of one of the pilots of Flight 93, went there as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The Story of English" groan

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

i think I once saw one of those non flat cathod ray tubes TVs in my grandma's house when I was a child.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Your school gets the nice TVs, huh?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Are we watching the lion king?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The sedimentary rock song has been in my head for 25 years...

Rock Odyssey

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I can't quite make it out through the cataracts. What tf is it? Speak up! Grabs ear trumpet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I remember my teacher showing us All Summer in a Day on this bitch. I'm pretty sure that movie kickstarted my lifelong crippling depression. Other than that we mostly just watched Selena 62736 times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Where's the laserdisk player?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Before videotapes, we used to watch film strips with guided audio tapes that would beep to advance to the next image. Some would auto advance.

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