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(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)

I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street ๐Ÿ˜…

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[โ€“] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I'd land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it that building/strategy game where beavers have evolved and build cities? Saw it in Steam.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'd be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn't be too bad

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

...until the evening comes. I hope you do have...precautions for that?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We have inner and outer walls encircling the city and raised rail lines passing between major points of interest. I'd be prepared!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Hahaa!

Good that you beat the Great Filter of oil production (I think trains might be around or after researching that?)! Many of us find introducing oil...demoralizing playing motivation (did for me unfortunately!) ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (5 children)

BG3, so I'm either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm playing golf?

How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Factorio. The factory must grow.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I've got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I'm never going back.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

It's animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

THE FACTORY MUST GROW.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'd be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I'd look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women's World Cup.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Rimwold. I'll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla's bite.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Caves of Qud. Guess I'm a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers... Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.

Guess I would finally build an Outpost ๐Ÿ˜†

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

My minecraft mod pack so id basically be the god that created that universe.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I'll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Brain damage (rocket league).

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

~~I would go bowling with my cousin.~~

Oh wait, I forgot I played the RoboCop demo. Uh oh...

Note: The fact I forgot about playing it probably doesn't speak well for my enjoyment of the game.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Elden Ring. If it's anything like my playing experience. I'm dead within 2 minutes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'd be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn't have started again, I'm just too old for this shit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I'm trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™d be piloting a ship around the Milky Way fueling my hoarding addiction with theft and murder

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I guess I'm now stuck in the digital world with my companions that consist of a pile of sentient poop and a Dinosaur that can breath fire and talk. Both of which will experience the cycle of life, death, and re-incarnation roughly every few weeks.

I will chill in the idealistic socialist town and happily eat the freshly grown meat straight off the vine that the living plant monster gives out to everyone for free daily

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'll need to build shelter , gather food, add defense and make a dam table to eat off of because we just crash landed on a planet and survived, but eating without a table is what sets me off!!

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