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[–] [email protected] 90 points 11 months ago (4 children)

It would have to be a chihuahua. Or that ugly naked dog

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Poodles would fit the bill, the are shits to train and work with, like a cat

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Gf and I are dogsitting a giant dumbass poodle tonight. I feel you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Only the miniature poodle. Standard poodle are both sane and very good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I see your Poodle, and raise you a Podenco

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the breed known for their intelligence and obedience is naturally shit to train. Sorry what?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't know who is telling you poodles are known for obedience, you really have to work with them much more than other comparable breeds or they just do what they want on top of often showing aggression to people they aren't familiar with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

My Bichon/Poodle mix is aggressively friendly with people he isn't familiar with. Does that count?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah I do agree rhat poodles have a "who is giving these orders?" and "fuck I hate that guy" switches.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

The pure unadultered evil of the dreaded Chihuahua may be a little much, at least cat-evil is slightly lessened through their attention deficit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My mom has a type of Chinese Crested with a full coat of long hair and she's a very pretty dog. A very sweet dog too. I'm still mad that my mom got her from a breeder, but I can't deny that she is a pretty and sweet little dog.

This one isn't my mom's dog, but it's similar:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The pretty ones are ok for a little dog, but the ugly ones are pitiable little beasts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yes that one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hey that ugly naked dog comes in a non-naked variety and they are cute as heck.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Crested_Dog#Breeding

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

I feel like this witch should say "Foiled!" more often.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My dog would do it. She's evil. She has murdered many small animals and then uses their corpses as toys before eating parts of them and leaving the rest to rot.

She once found a nest of baby bunnies in the yard and slurped them all up like spaghetti as we watched in horror.

We love her, but she's very definitely evil.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dogs like squeaky toys because the squeaks remind them of the death screams of small animals.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yep. She violently shakes her toys to "kill" them all the time too. I've seen her do it to break a critter's neck the same way.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

My boy caught a mouse once. He really worked for it too, he had little bits of moss stuck to his nose when I found him. When I told him it was time to go inside he just shook his head to kill it and headed for the door like it would just be okay to bring it in lol. Had to pry it out of his mouth.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Unwise. Evil cat? Things get knocked from tables. Evil dog? Face gets eaten from head.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Don't bite the hand that feeds you, just scratch it occasionally. Ok, and bite it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I had a friend with a cat that would climb onto your lap and sit there and pur and then, at a random time, bite your hand and run away. True evil.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Well that's your own fault for overstimulating the cat by shuffles notes doing nothing whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What if the dog is Lawful Evil?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Too bad. All dogs are the goodest boys and girls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

She is sooo screwed!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

All dogs are boys and all cats are girls

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I saw a video of 3 goodest boys maul a guy to death one time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Was it you?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I was very surprised with how much I like that community. I was expecting a bunch of dumb memes from astrology girls, but it's just jokes about actual fantasy witches.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

This is excellent

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: The dog, Dog, from Good Omens. Satanical hellhound and cat-worrier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Just finished reading that book again (3rd time). So great.

Which version though?

https://i.imgflip.com/82nbub.jpg

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Get that dog from The Thing.

It's not technically a dog, so it can actually be evil.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Her dropping the clipboard in the last panel is a great detail. That's the kind of thing that sets great comics apart from good ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Should have tried a pit bull.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Name him princess, and then go to kindergarten to have him accustomed to children