"Mighty Russia would have won the war, but the evil Westoid regime fueled the Jewish-Muslim Ukrainian Homosexual Nazi Drug Addicts with their patented Amerikkkan bioweapons."
Tankiejerk
Dunking on Tankies from a leftist perspective.
A tankie is someone who defends/supports authoritarian or even totalitarian regimes who call themselves "socialist". The term originated from people supporting the 1956 invasion of Hungary by the Soviet Union. Nowadays they are just terminally online, denying genocides, and falling for totalitarian propaganda and calling such regimes "true democracies". remember to censor usernames when necessary.
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The “Jewish” part aged like a fine wine, the American far-left now openly endorses antisemitism. They’re even arguing that all Israelis are “settler-colonialists” (they clearly have no clue about its actual history and just assume it was all like West Bank) and that DA JOOZ in the West use the banks for “exploitative capitalism”
“NOOOOOO the Amerikkkan Imperial Core(TM) just helped Ukkkraine(TM) win with their capitalistic imperialist fascist liberal gay Jewish-Isntreal(TM)-settler-colonialist interference, now all those poor Ukronazis(TM) will never be free now that The Empire (NATO) wants them! I hate my country so much, we are so imperialistic! How many Russian, Chinese, North Korean, Belarusian, Cuban, Venezuelan and Palestinian dicks should I suck to atone for this?! AND RUSSIA JUST HAD A COUP AND IS A CRINGE DEMOCRACY LIKE THE EMPIRE NOOOOO THEY’RE GONNA UNBAN PRIDE PARADES EEEEWWWW”
They will do what they have always done: Lie by calling themselves left, praise dictators and whine about "the evils of the west" or NATO expanding.
And we do what we always do and what is objectively correct: Laugh even harder at them coping, roping and seething over their boy Putin loosing and ruining his country.
I can't wait to remind them for the rest of their lives how much of a failure this was for them, as anyone should.
While I agree, the expression "Roping" kinda feels off considering what it implies.
I'd rather not make fun of suicidal people >_>
Probably something along the line of "AMERIKKKAN TROOPS INVADE AND MASSACARE ETHNIC RUSSIANS IN RUSSIAN DONBASS"