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To be fair, they did get some pretty decent damage in on their surprise round. They just didn't get many more chances.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The next time you end up taking a long rest you're just gonna find yourself falling into a sinkhole and landing in the middle of the fucking underdark.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds like a good way for the PCs to become rulers of the underdark.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How did that hole make us fall exactly on the Menzoberranzan throne?

/shrugs

Nat 20 for the win.

*cue Lolth appearing from the shadows.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

With cheesecake

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why are they resting with bugbears?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bugbears love to hide under beds.

Or sleeping bags if the PCs are camping.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, of course. Hence the popular goodnight, "don't let the bugbears bite!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That is fantastic!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Those damned bedbugbears

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They needed a hard fight because they've gained so many bugbear allies.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Three bears? Where did the bugs go? (checks notes)
/s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

5 level 3+ characters vs 3 CR 1 bugbears and a handful of CR 1/4 goblins.

That is a trivial encounter. Of course you wrecked them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

On their int the bears stand up, put on hats, pull out canes, and dance off stage left

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If I were a player in this game I actually would be worried. The DM doesn't seem to have a clue how to make a balanced encounter and after this is likely to just look up random Monster Manual entries of a CR six levels higher than the party or throw so many weak ones at the party that the action economy makes it impossible to survive.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You comment does assume a bit of context. They might be a new DM just learning how to do stuff, in which case it's perfect fine to not be perfect every session.

Heck, it's perfectly fine to not be perfect even for experienced DMs. The most important thing is that whatever happens both the players and the DM learned something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Getting an encounter perfect is pretty difficult to be fair, especially when the dice can completely wreck either side at whim.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A sneaky DM trick that can do a little better when reeling like that is "HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER" where the pushover battle has a slightly more difficult wave of reinforcements afterward, and maybe one more after that with some extra treasure incentive for it to be seen as a challenge rather than a punishment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

One of my first times as a DM, I had the gang walking through a desert and wind up at an oasis.

They had their first mini boss there, a bunch on angry, hungry talon and fang equipped ostriches.

I'm getting ready to kick their ass as they were mine, and 1 of the guys pulls out 6!!!! Loaves of bread and starts feeding the fuckers.

No-one was happy with him.....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Give 'em hobgoblins; if I recall correctly, those guys have like 18 ac and teamwork abilities. They're also really low CR; my brother's party faced a group of them and could barely hit them. Cheap for sure, but a guaranteed difficult encounter.